From Overheard at UP's Facebook page.
Person A and Person B were walking.
Person A: Uy pare! May pusa.
Person B: Ano ngayon?
Person A: *dumaan sa harapan ng pusa* Pare, I passed the UPCAT!
Person B: ... Pu***** ***
a tap on the shoulder.
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said “are you OK? I’m so sorry, but you...
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people are idiots
coltzlauu: do-it-kid: electricb00bs: mentallychallenged: Why I don’t even count on this ever happening here lol Minus 100 points from humanity. well, of course. let’s completely ignore the idea that the greatest gift the Lord gave to mankind is love. doesn’t mean anything at all if we’re talking about love between two people of the same sex, right? because...
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just something depressing I wrote last year. One never knows if true love might unexpectedly pop up in the library. Yes, the library. It is sad to say that we all too often typecast those who frequent the library as the freaks of society – the students who actually accomplish homework, who want to end the semester with good grades, who might even choose to read simply for leisure – the scandal...
This is the peak of the Rivers running down main roads Awnings thrashing in the wind Trees swaying under the weight of the gust Giant doormats outside city buildings Shut windows and drawn curtains Heavy, stove-prepared meals Steaming coffee in ceramic mugs Or scalding soup in deep bowls Thick, lined jackets and blankets Layers of hats and scarves Numbed extremities Kind of weather. This is an...
what was your first impression of me?
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yung may nambasag sa'yo sa facebook tapos ni-like...
it’s not that fucking funny when you’re the brunt of the joke
merienda: banana muffin and green tea
Disney Princess Test
beingbee: cinderella: [ ] One of your parents is dead [ ] You are expected to do a lot of chores [ ] You love to dress up [x] You love animals [ ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming [ ] Your mom is really strict [ ] You have sisters/siblings who seem kind of jealous of you [ ] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house...